Episode 26 – Bio-Dome – I Wish Pauly Shore Was Dead

This week we had the pleasure of viewing Bio-Dome(1996). Legend has it Kurt Cobain had one look at the script, before filming, and went to buy a shotgun immediately after. After watching the film, we think he made the right call. This movie was so awful, we spend most of the episode discussing Furious 7. …

Episode 21 – Under Siege – The Navy: It’s Not Just a Job. It’s an Adventure

This week we watch Die Hard….on a boat…with Steven Seagal. Only it’s called Under Siege and is much worse. Who knew a knife fight with Tommy Lee Jones could make a movie worse? Join us next week as we watch Nick Cage jump start his career with Con Air.. Videos we mentioned during the podcast: …

Episode 20 – Fifty Shades of Grey – They Spelled Gray Wrong

To celebrate our 20th episode, we grab our favorite marital aids and went to the theater to watch 50 Shades of Grey. It’s a beautiful love story staring some sort of a handsome robot with less acting skill than Steven Hawking and a girl that’s a 6/10 on a good day. Join us next week …

Episode 16 – Jack and Jill – I Can Smell Horny From Across the Ocean

In advance, we apologize for this episode’s movie. This week we watch the all Adam Sandler circle jerk that was Jack and Jill. All of the cringe-worthy moments of Sandler’s other work, without the funny bits. Join us next week when we watch the gorgeous Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in Doom.

Episode 13 – Congo – Tickle Me Amy

Pull out your banana and have some fun. This week we watch the 1995 letdown, Congo. It’s a love story about a man and his gorilla, forced to flee to the Congo because of the consequences of their forbidden love…or something like that…I know there were space lasers. To be honest, I fell asleep while …

Episode 5 – Surf Nazi’s Must Die – A Master Race to the Finish

In this episode we review the 1987 classic, Surf Nazis Must Die, a delightful film about a surf gang that takes over the beaches of LA after a “devastating” earthquake. I think we found where Keanu Reeves found his motivation for Point Break. The film was full of awful acting, bad dialog, and surfboards with …

Episode 2 – Vampire Academy – You don’t want to get a nose job in Montana

This week on the Goose Riot Bad Movies Podcast we discuss Vampire Academy, a movie about a hot half-vampire who wasn’t played by Wesley Snipes. We also discuss upcoming movie releases and review the weekend’s releases. Be prepared, blood isn’t the only thing being sucked this week.