Episode 11 – Timecop – I wish JCVD was my best friend.

Forget about your Deloreans and creepy old scientists. This week we go back in time with 1994 classic, TimeCop. It’s got mullets. It’s got tits. It’s got Jean-Claude doing splits on top of counters. Stick around to hear us talk about sexually assaulting dinosaurs and what should have been done about the last Indiana Jones …

Episode 10 – The Phantom – Old Jungle Saying

This week we take a look at The Phantom, a comic book classic from 1996. We have no idea what to think about this one. Does he have super powers? Is he schizophrenic? We have no clue. We do know that Affleck could have made it better. Stick around to join us as we discuss Jurassic …

Episode 7 – Mario Bros. – Trust the Fungus!

This week, we watched Super Mario Bros., the movie that started the long line of very respectable video game related movies. This movie was so bad that the main two actors have admitted to having to get drunk just to get through a day of filming. Sit back, have a laugh, and listen to us …

Episode 6 – FDR: American Badass – Marco. Polio!

This week we watch the fantastic documentary, FDR American Badass, the untold story of one of our greatest presidents and his heroic acts against the Werewolf Nazis. We really enjoyed this one so be prepared for some truly awful commentary. Please drop us a line on our site, Facebook, Youtube, or Twitter to let us …

Episode 5 – Surf Nazi’s Must Die – A Master Race to the Finish

In this episode we review the 1987 classic, Surf Nazis Must Die, a delightful film about a surf gang that takes over the beaches of LA after a “devastating” earthquake. I think we found where Keanu Reeves found his motivation for Point Break. The film was full of awful acting, bad dialog, and surfboards with …

Episode 4 – Hell Baby – Po’ Boys and Pasties

This week we take a look at Hell Baby, a horror/comedy about an evil house, a possession, and a baby that could have been the mascot for Trojan condoms. In this episode, we discuss old sexy women, unexpected gender changes, and the current box office, so sit back and have one of those laughs you feel bad …

Episode 3 – Rubber – The kid is right, the tire is the killer.

This week, we take a look at the movie Rubber, a flick about a homicidal tire that kills almost as many people as a Firestone tire on a Ford Explorer.  We’ll also tackle Birdman, The Judge, Addicted, and a few other upcoming movies. Next week: Hell Baby