Episode 23 – 2012 – John Cusack Versus the World

Some men just want to watch the world burn…but not like this. This week we watch John Cusack do the impossible by making Armageddon boring. Seriously…if us watching this one again would let mankind survive the apocalypse, we’d all be doomed. Join us next week when we celebrate the season with Spring Breakers. Also featured …

Episode 22 – Con Air – Put the Bunny in the Box

This week we dived into Con Air, a movie so bad even Nick Cage’s beautiful hair couldn’t save it. Watch as the worst convicts in the world take over this aircraft and wreak all sorts of havoc along the way. Prepare for terrible jokes and even worse acting. Next week, we watch John Cusack unfortunately …

Episode 21 – Under Siege – The Navy: It’s Not Just a Job. It’s an Adventure

This week we watch Die Hard….on a boat…with Steven Seagal. Only it’s called Under Siege and is much worse. Who knew a knife fight with Tommy Lee Jones could make a movie worse? Join us next week as we watch Nick Cage jump start his career with Con Air.. Videos we mentioned during the podcast: …

Episode 20 – Fifty Shades of Grey – They Spelled Gray Wrong

To celebrate our 20th episode, we grab our favorite marital aids and went to the theater to watch 50 Shades of Grey. It’s a beautiful love story staring some sort of a handsome robot with less acting skill than Steven Hawking and a girl that’s a 6/10 on a good day. Join us next week …

Episode 19 – Wild Wild West – Never Drum on a White Lady’s Boobies at a Redneck Dance

This week we take a look at Will Smith hang neck in Wild Wild West. Listen along as we discuss Will Smith’s worst career decision, Salma Hayek’s…talents, and well…that’s about all that’s worth mentioning in this awful movie. Next week, for a very special Episode 20, we creep people out by going to see 50 …

Episode 18 – Starship Troopers – The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug

This week we watch the 1997 theatrical abortion, Starship Troopers over pancakes and sausages. We talk about shower scenes and X-Rated bug faces. Join us next week as we watch Will Smith make his second worst decision in Wild Wild West, his first being a lack of contraception.

Episode 17 – Doom – A Bottle of Tequila and Three She-Boys

Alien tongue-penises and alien/zombie boobs all over the place! Join us this week as we witness a cinematic masterpiece staring the one great shining beacon of all that is man. I, of course, can only be referring to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s amazing performance in Doom. ¬†Join us next week as we calm our Rock …

Episode 16 – Jack and Jill – I Can Smell Horny From Across the Ocean

In advance, we apologize for this episode’s movie. This week we watch the all Adam Sandler circle jerk that was Jack and Jill. All of the cringe-worthy moments of Sandler’s other work, without the funny bits. Join us next week when we watch the gorgeous Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in Doom.

Episode 14 – Face/Off – I Can Eat A Peach For Hours

This week we watch Face/Off, a movie from 1997 that has it all, from face-swapping to Nick Cage talking about face-sitting. Stick around as we discuss sexual hoverboards, sex changes, and Mila Kunis’ mouth. Stay tuned next week for Battlefield Earth.